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BaBa Paar Karega V 2.010

Hello Baccha Log! After the stupendous and spectacular success of last years' Baba predictions, the BaBa is back. *Mission Statement of Baba V 2.010* Hazaaron Mock Cat diye?? Har Coaching centre ka darshan kiya? Padh padh ...
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Jai Ho Cat Baba jee ki.

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Jai BABA!!
Baba,Mera ek Q hai!

Pehle yeh bol deta hoon!

Main Chappal zyada pehnta hoon
(I wear sandals more)

Mujhe bakriya pasand hai
(I like Goats(but only to have in lunch/dinner))

Aaj tak maine jo sabse kharab movie dekha,uska naam hai Ong Bak 3
(Ong Bak 3 is the worst film i have seen ever)

baba,main aapka bada,bahut bada bhakt hoon!
Har roz aapko ek chuha khilaunga,bas mujhe aap aapke galey pe ek ghanti pehnane dijiye..
(I am a great fan of urs and will feed u a rat everyday..but please allow me to bell u)

mujhe MBA banna hai,lekin main bahut slow hoon baba!!mujhe speed dijiye!!
Main 2011 mein CAT firse dunga..Aap kripya mere upar ashirvaad barshaiye..aur bataiye main kitna score karunga!!

BABA ki JAI HO JAI HO!!!!

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Jai ho baba ki..
Baba, iss saal CAT me thodaa bahu number mila mere ko..
Abhi samasya ye hai ki mera acad bahut average hai.. To Darr ye hai ki abhi sare MBA vali koleges ke result niklenge tab wo log mujhe nikal to nahi denge mere avg acad ki vajah se??
Mere saree intrvoo achchhe gaye hai.. baba ku6 upay batao....


Spam karne ka man kar raha tha
To socha kyu na baba ko disturb kiya jaye
baba ! bahut nazuk halat hai
Kab niklega yeh cat ?
ab to aur saha nahi jaata
Umar bhi ho aya
ab to ek acha sa %ile dila hi do
aur do char convert
taki choose karne ka chance mile sake



Baba ki jai ho !



Baba INCOGNITO ki bhavisyavani...
cat 2011 mein sare sapne sach ho jayenge....
sare iims bulayenge.....
sare call convert honge..
fir IIM A jaoge....fir shadi...hogi....aur INCOGNITO ko party
milegi..
ab bolo INCOGNITO baba ki jai!!!!!!!1
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Spam karne ka man kar raha tha
To socha kyu na baba ko disturb kiya jaye
baba ! bahut nazuk halat hai
Kab niklega yeh cat ?
ab to aur saha nahi jaata
Umar bhi ho aya
ab to ek acha sa %ile dila hi do
aur do char convert
taki choose karne ka chance mile sake



Baba ki jai ho !

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This too shall pass ...
Baba ki jai ho ,

Cl ne apna percentile predictor nikala hai , but aap to omniscient ho ,kripya bataye ki mere kitne %ile banenge is baar ? Maine 31 october ko CAT diya hai .



Main


OM -NI- SCIENT hoon ...matlab GOD in Science ...ab bolo Percentile predict karoon...
??

OBOB
Puttar - abhi tum nadaan ho
:


Yeh suno



As for the money part- Terry Pratchett says--


:clap::shock:

Chalo main kucch nahi (ZERO ) ki vyavastah karta hoon ab aap the "ONE" banne ki prayas karo


OBOB


babaji, i have a problem. i am not well versed in hindi. as a matter of fact i dont know hindi. so what all you told went over my head.:shock: can you translate it in english?

Baba experience thread mein sab log zaada zaada attempt wale post karte hain(read 50+)
hum jaise jo 35-40 attempt wale jo achi accuracy rakhte hain aur decent b-schools mein jaana chahte hain, unka koi scope hai ??
ya fir SNAP, XAT ka sahara lena padega ?? Madad baba, Madad !! Hahakaar macha hai !!

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babaji,
i have a problem.
i alredy gave my CAT (to my best ). have to write IIFT and JMET.
Since i am not aware of how much %ile i will get. i am planning to apply to as many colleges as possible. you might know that it would cost me a lot.(i am not working) :|. so babaji if you could give me a small amount of Rs.1,00,000/-, i will be able to apply to all the the colleges :clap: and also get you coconuts.

JAI bolo SANTHI SWAROOP, SAKTHI DAYAK CAT ki

chorus: JAI


Puttar - abhi tum nadaan ho
:


Yeh suno


The minute I heard my first love story I started looking for you, not knowing how blind that was. Lovers don't finally meet somewhere. They're in each other all along.
Jalal ad-Din Rumi quotes


As for the money part- Terry Pratchett says--


Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

:clap::shock:

Chalo main kucch nahi (ZERO ) ki vyavastah karta hoon ab aap the "ONE" banne ki prayas karo


OBOB
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Main Samay Huun !! Jus ne nera ullanghan kiya hska BAND BAJAA DOONGA!!!!!!!

jUST STICK TO YOU TIME LIMITS PER SECTION ?

Time Limit per Section = Time for Section/ No. of Questions

say 45/20= 2 odd minn with buffer 5 minutes ..however if you find the going tough consistently in all sums then that bar of 2 will go up to say 2.5 -3 min and the number of attemopts will reduce.

Vice versa if paper is easy.


Just remember u do not walk in to the hall with an absolute SACRED figure of attempts... the attempts will expand /contract bade on difficulty of paper
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babaji,
i have a problem.
i alredy gave my CAT (to my best ). have to write IIFT and JMET.
Since i am not aware of how much %ile i will get. i am planning to apply to as many colleges as possible. you might know that it would cost me a lot.(i am not working) :|. so babaji if you could give me a small amount of Rs.1,00,000/-, i will be able to apply to all the the colleges :clap: and also get you coconuts.

JAI bolo SANTHI SWAROOP, SAKTHI DAYAK CAT ki

chorus: JAI

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Bhakt Paar Hua !!

Thankoo 2 Baba

Har dil jo Paar Karega..

Har dil jo paar karega, voh gaana gaayega...
Deewana sekdon mein pehchaana jaayega...
:D

Sab ko Diwali ki Harddik Shubh() Kaaamnayein!!

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mock cat mock cat
scores,


CAT mein

IIM IIM


Prometric '' Coaching Faculty
,


With Apologies to Ghalib!!!


Hazaaron Mock aise ki har Mock pe dam nikle
Bahut nikle mere scores, lekin phir bhi kam nikle


Cat mein nahin phark jeene aur marne ka
Usi IIM ko dekh kar jeete hain jis IIM pe dum nikle,


Kahaan Prometric ka darwaaza aur kahaan Coaching Faculty
Par itna jaante hain hain kal we jaate the aur hum nikle..


With further apologies...

There are thousands of Mock CATS such that they could consume my life

Mock scores , though experienced intensely, not enough for a call,


In MBA Prep there is no difference between living and dying
I live each last breath looking at the IIM I (moi) adore




Between Prometric's gates and Coaching Faculty there should be a gap,
But yesterday sir was entering while I was leaving those gates
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