Admit Card is up! My centre: St. Patricks High School, near Manohar Theatre, Sebastian Road.
Never heard of the place. Anybody else from Hyderabad who has the same centre/knows the place kindly exlain how to get there.
Don't know if this has been posted before.
Indo-Pak Nulear Scenario.
During the Cold War, if USA launched a nuke-loaded
missile, Soviet satellites would inform the Soviet
army in 3 seconds and in less than 45
seconds Soviet counter-missiles would be on their
way. Recent studies commissioned by US department
of Defense included one on nuclear war between India and
This was their scenario.................
The Pakistan army decides to launch a nuke-missile
towards India. They don't need any permission from
their government, and promptly order
Indian technology is highly
advanced. In less than 8 seconds, Indian army
detects the Pak countdown and decides to launch a
missile in retribution.
But they need permission from the Government of
India. They submit their request to the Indian
President. The President forwards it to the
The Prime Minister calls an emergency Lok Sabha
The LS meets, but due to several walkouts and
severe protests by the opposition, it gets
The President asks for a quick decision. In the
mean time, the Pak
missile failed to take off due to technical
attempts for a relaunch are still on.
Just then the Indian ruling party is reduced to a
minority because a party that was giving outside
support withdraws it. The President asks the PM to
prove his majority within a week. As the ruling
party fails to win the confidence vote, a
caretaker government is
The caretaker PM decides to permit the armed
to launch a nuclear missile. But the Election
Commission says that a caretaker government
can not take such a decision because elections are
hand. A Public Interest Litigation is filed in the
Supreme Court alleging misuse
of power by the Election Commission.
The Supreme Court comes to the rescue of the PM,
says the acting! PM is authorized to take this
decision in view of the emergency facing the
Just then one of the Pak missiles successfully
off, but it fell 367 miles away from the target,
its own government building at 11.00AM.
Fortunately there were no casualties as no
had reached the office that early. In any case,
nuclear core of the missile had detached
somewhere in flight.
The Pakistan army is now trying to get better
technologies from China and USA. The Indian
Government, taking no chances, decides to launch a
nuclear missile of its own, after convening an
all-party meeting. This time all the parties
Its three months since the army
had sought permission.
But as preparations begin, "pro-humanity",
"anti-nuclear" activists come out against the
Human chains are formed and Rasta rokos organised.
In California and Washington endless e-mails are
sent to Indians condemning the
government and mentioning "Please forward it to as
many Indians as possible".
On the Pakistan side, the missiles kept
malfunctioning. Some missiles deviate from target
due to technical failures or high-speed wind
blowing over Rajasthan. Many of them land in the
Indian Ocean killing some fishes.
A missile (smuggled from USA) is pressed into
service. Since the Pakistan army is unable to
understand its software,
it hits it original
Russians successfully intercepts the missile and
launches a nuclear missile towards Islamabad. The
missile hits the
target and creates havoc.
Pakistan cries for help. India expresses deep
regrets for what has happened and sends in a
million dollars worth
of Parle-G biscuits.
Thus India never gets to launch the missile.
Pakistan never gets it right.
And both live happily ever after!!!!!