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Sleeping on the job

Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk

15. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

14. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."

13. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"

12. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"

11. "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"

10. "I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance"

9. "Actually I'm doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) I learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.

8. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress."

7. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

6. "The coffee machine is broken...."

5. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."

4. "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"

3. "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!"

2. "I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."



This SU DO KU thing really rocks.

Its the best brain stormer.

And now the first thing i m looking in a newspaper is not the sports page.

By the way how much time do u guys take to crack it.

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"

She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "NO! I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology, and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations." To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?!"

Arz kiya hai

Andaaz apne dekhte hain,
aaine mein woh.
Aur yeh bhi dekhte hain,
koi dekhta na ho.

Will IISC come up with a wait list or not?

hey guyz,

the list for the students who have opted IITD as their GD/PI centre for IITK is available on the net. check out this link

anupamsingh82 Says
can some1 plzzzz tell me abt "not so good" colleges who consider JMET score bcoz i hv come up with "not (so) good rank" in JMET (3000). i m in no illusion of expectin call from any1 of the plz some1 provide me with list of colleges....since i m not getting the desired information from anywhere..

CET accepts JMET scores.

How to Identify the City you are In

Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.
You are in Kolkatta

Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
That's Mumbai

Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace. The first two get together & beat him up.
That's Delhi

Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai stall.
That's Ahmedabad.

Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software programm to stop the fight..but the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program.
Thats Bangalore !!!!

Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that "ANA" doesn't like all this non sense, Peace comes in.
That's Chennai.

Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are in Chandigarh.

No offences.Just a joke u see.

1) The colour of the cat doesn't matter as long as it is able to catch he mouse.

And another i guess its from a movie.It goes like...

2) U don't have to be perfect coz this is not heaven.

Chandigarh is a good place if u consider the planning and cleanliness.

Then Hardwar is a good place to visit anytime rd. the yr.

And of course Dehradun is the best.

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