Sleeping on the job
Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk
15. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
14. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."
13. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"
12. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"
11. "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"
10. "I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance"
9. "Actually I'm doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) I learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.
8. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress."
7. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
6. "The coffee machine is broken...."
5. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."
4. "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"
3. "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!"
2. "I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."
AND THE #1 BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:
This SU DO KU thing really rocks.
Its the best brain stormer.
And now the first thing i m looking in a newspaper is not the sports page.
By the way how much time do u guys take to crack it.
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"
She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "NO! I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology, and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations." To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?!"
Arz kiya hai
Andaaz apne dekhte hain,
aaine mein woh.
Aur yeh bhi dekhte hain,
koi dekhta na ho.
Will IISC come up with a wait list or not?
How to Identify the City you are In
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.
You are in Kolkatta
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace. The first two get together & beat him up.
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai stall.
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software programm to stop the fight..but the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program.
Thats Bangalore !!!!
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that "ANA" doesn't like all this non sense, Peace comes in.
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are in Chandigarh.
No offences.Just a joke u see.
1) The colour of the cat doesn't matter as long as it is able to catch he mouse.
And another i guess its from a movie.It goes like...
2) U don't have to be perfect coz this is not heaven.
Chandigarh is a good place if u consider the planning and cleanliness.
Then Hardwar is a good place to visit anytime rd. the yr.
And of course Dehradun is the best.