This SU DO KU thing really rocks.
Its the best brain stormer.
And now the first thing i m looking in a newspaper is not the sports page.
By the way how much time do u guys take to crack it.
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"
She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "NO! I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology, and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations." To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?!"
Arz kiya hai
Andaaz apne dekhte hain,
aaine mein woh.
Aur yeh bhi dekhte hain,
koi dekhta na ho.
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anupamsingh82 Sayscan some1 plzzzz tell me abt "not so good" colleges who consider JMET score bcoz i hv come up with "not (so) good rank" in JMET (3000). i m in no illusion of expectin call from any1 of the IIT.....so plz some1 provide me with list of colleges....since i m not getting the desired information from anywhere..
How to Identify the City you are In
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.
You are in Kolkatta
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace. The first two get together & beat him up.
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai stall.
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software programm to stop the fight..but the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program.
Thats Bangalore !!!!
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that "ANA" doesn't like all this non sense, Peace comes in.
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are in Chandigarh.
No offences.Just a joke u see.
1) The colour of the cat doesn't matter as long as it is able to catch he mouse.
And another i guess its from a movie.It goes like...
2) U don't have to be perfect coz this is not heaven.
Chandigarh is a good place if u consider the planning and cleanliness.
Then Hardwar is a good place to visit anytime rd. the yr.
And of course Dehradun is the best.