met the demi gods on 24th itself ... the interview was such that i felt wat to write ... but couldn't resist penning it down ...
so here it is
GD: nahi hota .. sabko pata hai
Essay topic : Managing climate change ...
easy on ... and one of the panel member was giving us 20 min
but the lady member of the panel corrected him ..
writing was ok i guess ..
now the great PI
ours was a panel with a lady ... and by the time 2nd interview was over .. the rest of us were completely scared of her ... it was a real bad stress interview ..
my number to the gulliton was very late ... and we all were prepared to face the storm
. ok so there were three members
A the guy who asked acads
G the guy who asked general n political stuff
L the lady ..
M: yours truely ..
L called me in ..
i went behind her to the chamber
M : good afternoon sirs . mam
G:ok.. Mr deepak ..
M: sir .. m not deepak
( ab bolenge ki mistake se tere ko call letter gaya to mai nahi jaane wala .. interview to lena hoga aapko)
A : no no he his yours truely ..
G: o ok .. gound my profile sheet .. ok ok
G: so where are u from
G: when was it formed
M: 15 nov 2000
G: good good .. very exact
:) (m wondering .. how come no one is doin ne stress part .. its all so cool)
M: bla bla
G: wait .. not of jharkhand .. bihar
M: bla bla
G: major politiciand of jharkhand at formation
G: where is sibu soren now
M: told . donno .. but all detials abt him .. was cm for 13 days
M: told .. and he ws in some murdur case also ..
G: other states formed with it
G: capital of uttrakhand
G: capital of chattisgarg
G: is it ..
L: he dosen't know .. u got call frm there ?
M: ya ...
L: n u still dont know
M: its in mp .. i got confused
A: where else is a new IIM
M: ya ... bla bla
A: where is new iit
.. none guess
L : he dosen't know .. y will he care abt iit ..
M: (now i am understanding wat is stress interview .. n they are all laughing now)
G: at least you know abt jharkhand .. wats its capital
M: told .. (ab aur mat poocho capital ke baare me please ... )
G: sure ..
M: pucca ... kasam se
G: IIM kaha hai waha
M: IIM K ...
L : now .. u got to tell me abt chattisgarh ... it starts with r as well (i said abt ranchi jhar)
M: .. raipur
L: thats good
G: who is meneka gandhi
M: mp// more known for animal right activist
G: animal rights .. ya ya .. good
L: work related
M: bla bla
L: learning from wrk ex
M: told ..
L: only good things .. nothing bad
L : grilled on wrk ek
M: convinced em (at least i feel)
L: 2 good goods .. (that when i felt .. they are ok with it)
A: cheking my marksheets
L : m done .. he is too optimist . wat to ask then
A: said abt stayin in company if its so good ..
M: i started with y mba and y iim
L cuts me short .. ya ya we know this
A: you got good marks in graph theory
M: (hat sala . maine dekha hi nahi .. nahi padha )
A: ok wats graph theory
M: (sala aacha marks kaise aaya ) .. cant remember nething. blabber . travelling salsman problem
A: its in graph theory
M: no its in algo
A: wats graph
M: collection of points
A: points ????
M: b/w i got highest in civil
A: y not civil engg then
M: marks not everythin .. its the interest
A: wats ur fav sub
M: os ..ds
A: diff b/w windows n linux
M: user based diff .. then open free bla bla ..
A: thats all user based .. wats in tech
M: mostly same .. monolithic n microkernl talk .. but both now mono.. and L was shaking her head positively
A: ok .. but he is not convinced at all
A: m done
L to G : you wanna ask some more
G: nope .. m done
L: ok ..take a chocolate and go
M: cadbury eclairs (abhi bhi rakhi hai :))
so ab pata nahi
this is it ...