archierao

@archierao

many many happy returns of the day. have a blast
belatedly happy b'day.u share ur b'day with rahul bajaj.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich.Marry me"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
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ankita

hey, good one!
hi aishya

many happy returns of the day.

best wishes,
archana
my wud-be should be loyal,understanding, must have a good sense of humour.......(oops! looks like the list is getting longer)
hey,that's a real good one.
enjoy!!!!
hi aquarian gal

:bday:many happy returns of the day.

best wishes,
archana
hi PG
the site has a gr8 new look.definitely impressive.

archana
NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!! ALL ARE WELCOME! OPEN TO MEN ONLY!

Evening classes for men. Starting this month!
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty of their
contents,
each
course will accept a maximum of eight participants each.

Topic 1. How to fill ice-cube trays. Step by step with slide presentation.

Topic 2. Lavatory paper rolls: do they grow on the
holders? Round-table
discussion.

Topic 3: Differences between the laundry basket and the
floor. Pictures
and explanatory graphics.

Topic 4. The after-dinner dishes and silverware: can
they levitate and fly
into the kitchen sink? Examples on video.

Topic 5. Loss of identity: losing the remote to your
significant other.
Helpline and support groups.

Topic 6. Learning how to find things, starting with
looking in the right
place instead of turning the house upside down while
screaming. Open
forum.

Topic 7. Health watch: bringing her flowers is not
harmful to your health.
Graphics and audio tape.

Topic 8. Real men ask for directions when lost.
Real-life testimonials.

Topic 9. Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as
she parallel
parks? Driving simulation.

Topic 10. Learning to live: basic differences between
mother and wife.
Online class and role playing.

Topic 11. How to be the ideal shopping companion.
Relaxation exercises,
meditation and breathing techniques.

Topic 12. How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering
birthdays,
anniversaries, other important dates and calling when
> > > > >>you're going to be
> > > > >>late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full
> > > > >>lobotomies offered.
> > > > >>
> > > > >>Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued.
> > > > >>Register now!

> > > > >>Contact your the nearest Society of Typical Men (STM)
> > > > >>branch at
1-800-IAM-AMAN now!

>>===========================================================
> > > > >>
> > > > >>CLASSES FOR WOMEN..
> > > > >>
> > > > >>Training courses are now available for women on the
> > > > >>following subjects:
> > > > >>
> > > > >>1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone
> > > > >>Before
> > > > >>
> > > > >>2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
> > > > >>
> > > > >>3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
> > > > >>
> > > > >>4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till
> > > > >>After The Game
> > > > >>
> > > > >>5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom
> > > > >>Cabinet Too
> > > > >>
> > > > >>6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
> > > > >>
> > > > >>7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not
> > > > >>the First
> > > > >>
> > > > >>8. Communication Skills II : Thinking Before Speaking
> > > > >>
> > > > >>9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want
> > > > >>Without Nagging
> > > > >>
> > > > >>10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
> > > > >>
> > > > >>11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
> > > > >>
> > > > >>12. Introduction to Parking (hahahahahahaha)
> > > > >>
> > > > >>13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
> > > > >>
> > > > >>14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
> > > > >>
> > > > >>15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
> > > > >>
> > > > >>16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human
> > > > >>Consumption
> > > > >>
> > > > >>17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other
> > > > >>People
> > > > >>
> > > > >>18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
> > > > >>
> > > > >>19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His
> > > > >>
> > > > >>20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
> > > > >>
> > > > >>21. Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You Already Have
> > > > >>
> > > > >>22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only
> > > > >>Women Notice
> > > > >>
> > > > >>23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
> > > > >>
> > > > >>24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both
> > > > >>
> > > > >>25. TV Remotes: For Men Only